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| I see a lot of women are using this site... The dinner won't cook itself you know. |    |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , cooking , sexist , sickipedia , kitchen , dishes - Current Score: 531 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
| My girlfriend always says, "Women belong in the kitchen." Fuck that - she's staying in the cellar. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged cellar , dungeon , sex slave , girlfriend , argument , kitchen - Current Score: 190 - Added: 3 days ago
| My wife came to me and asked for my advice on what she should wear out tonight. I told her, "the carpets between the kitchen and the bedroom." | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged wife , kitchen , bedroom - Current Score: 171 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one... but the light had better be in the fucking kitchen. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , lightbulb , kitchen - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| I wanted to ask my wife her honest view on sexist jokes. But she was too busy doing the cooking. | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , woman , cooking , kitchen - Current Score: 132 - Added: 8 months ago
| I walked into the kitchen this morning and asked my wife, "What's for breakfast?", she replied "make love to me right now". Not believing my luck I took her straight over the table, and when I finished asked her, "What's all that about?" "The egg timer's broken." She replied! | |
Joke by guest1, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged husband , wife , crap , kitchen , sex - Current Score: 97 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
| Not a joke this just actually happened... I walked into the kitchen, my girlfriend was drying up and thought she would try and be funny when she turned and said "I've got a knife and i'm not afraid to use it!" Waving the knife in my direction. I said, "Good, start peeling some potatoes I'm fucking starving." | |
Joke by el.hannen, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged sexist , knife , kitchen - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| I came downstairs this morning and the wife was by the stove cooking breakfast in her slippers. I said to myself "I must buy her a frying pan!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , cook , kitchen , husband , sex - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexism , woman , kitchen - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere where I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , kitchen - Current Score: 67 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
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