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| A black guy dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates he is greeted by St Peter, who says, 'Heaven is very full at the moment and we are only accepting people who have done something amazing. Have you ever done anything amazing?' The black guy says, 'In fact I have. I fucked the daughter of the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.' 'Wow,' says St Peter, 'that's amazing! When was that?' To which the black guy replies, 'Oh, about five minutes ago.' |    |
Joke by drnano, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged racism , black , nigger , kkk , ku klux klan - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Ku Klux Klan - Tagged ghost , halloween , kkk - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| What's the KKK's favourite football team? Blackburn | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Ku Klux Klan - Tagged black , football , kkk , ku klux klan , topshop - Current Score: 150 - Added: 10 months, 16 days ago
| A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 stunningly beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and notices the floor is covered in £50 notes. Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it! Standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb and hang him by the neck until dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies! One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish..... having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me." | |
Joke by pricktits, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , genie , black , racism , kkk - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| The Ku Klux Klan wear white sheets to scare the shit out of black people. Muslims on the other hand just need to wear a backpack to scare the shit out of everybody. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Ku Klux Klan - Tagged kkk , muslim , terrorist - Current Score: 131 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why are more niggers hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to see. | |
Joke by thefunmachine, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , death , kkk , winter , clit - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year ago
| Have you seen the new 'K' necklace that Brook Kinsella has brought out to help stop knife crime? I bought 3, wore them all and got stabbed by the first black guy that saw me. | |
Joke by KangarooCum, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged kkk , brook kinsella , ben kinsella , black - Current Score: 126 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? Yea, he tried to jump 100 niggers with a steamroller! | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , racism , kkk , knievel - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The BNP have recently upgraded their computer systems in response to the information leak. It's now up to 10 NiggerBytes. | |
Joke by waddo7, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged kkk , racist , nigger , dog , bnp , leak - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 week ago
| Did you hear about the black kid who brought a noose into school? He got suspended. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged kkk , lynching , hanging , hung , black , american dream - Current Score: 70 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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