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| Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy and Abortion - Tagged thalidomide , arms , sweater , baby , babies , three , gynecologist , gynecologists , pill , pills , arm , jumper , knitting , knit , sleeve - Current Score: 406 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A vicar is on a train and this pregnant woman gets on and sits down opposite him. As they travel the vicar is reading his newspaper and the woman takes out her knitting. As she is knitting, about every 20 minutes she reaches into her bag and pulls out a bottle of pills from which she takes one and swallows it. This goes on for about an hour when the vicar sees the label "Thalidomide" on the bottle. "Excuse me", says the vicar to the woman, "Do you know the effect that could have on your unborn child?" "Yes" says the woman "I never could knit sleeves." | |
Joke by pervertedtwat, in Illness and mortality > Thalidomide - Tagged knit , sleeves , thalidomide , vicar , train - Current Score: 39 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as airline officials at O'Hare International Airport refused to let a 73 year old grandmother board her plane as she had in her possession two, six inch knitting needles.... Apparently authorities were worried that she may knit an Afghan. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged knit , airlines , america , afghan , 73 - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
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