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| Home Secretary Jacqui Smith plans to "shock" youngsters who carry knives. To be honest, that's the last group I'd be shouting "Boo" to. |    |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife crime , jacqui smith , boo , knives , yobs , youths , violence , gangs , moob - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 month ago
| Blunt knives are pointless. | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged knives , kill , stab , blunt , weapon - Current Score: 71 - Added: 4 months ago
| Apparently the government want to take kids who carry knives into hospital to show them victims of knife crime. Brilliant idea, teach them where to stab people to make sure they die. | |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knives , hospital , youngters , stabbing - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 month ago
| I believe London just keeps getting better. Teenagers used to just stay in and cut themselves... Now at least they're *interacting*. | |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife crime , knives , london stabbings , emos , emo , self-harm , teenagers , moob - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month ago
| The government wants young potential knife attackers to meet convicts in prison, and knife victims in hospital. It sounds suspiciously like a training camp. | |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knives , violence , gangs , knife crime , jacqui smith , yobs , youths , prison , convicts , training camp , hospital , moob - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago
| If salt is kept in salt cellars, and wine kept in wine cellars, where are knives kept? Monica Seles | |
Joke by carlitobrigante, in Celebrity and news events > Sport - Tagged salt , cellar , wine , stabbing , knives - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do we know that teenagers with knives isn't just mother nature keeping the population down? | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > teenagers - Tagged knives , hoodies , gangs , kids , nature , mother - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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