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| Knock, knock jokes............Completely wasted on the homeless. |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Jokes with no home > Knock Knock - Tagged knock , homeless , person - Current Score: 101 - Added: 9 months, 28 days ago
| How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change the bulb and turn it on, the other two bastards to knock on your door and ask if you've seen the light... | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged light , door , knock , bulb , witnesses - Current Score: 47 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| I've just got a new sponge front door. I thought it was odd at first but, I tell you what, you can't fucking knock it. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged door , knock , sponge - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| "knock knock" "Who's there?" "Jehovah" "Let me stop you there, FUCK OFF." | |
Joke by el.hannen, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged jehovah , knock - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| have you ever had some one knock on your door and try to sell you something that, doesn't work, you never need and they try to convice you its better than anywhere else i fucking hate jehovahs witnesses | |
Joke by nooobie 69, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged jehovas witness , knock - Current Score: 0 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I downloaded a great song from piratebay. Don't know what it was called, but it was about a bloke called Nigel who bought cheap movies... swell! *When I saw that ad it reminded me I wanted to download Batman* | |
Joke by jayboy, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged knock , off , nigel - Current Score: -3 - Added: 4 months ago
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