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Controversy has struck the Islamic world- The legendary "Missing First Page" of the Koran has been found. It reads (after translation) "This book is dedicated to my loving wife Candy - All characters and events in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely co-incidental. Some of the actions and events in this book may be dangerous, please do not try them at home."

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Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , islam , koran , fiction , first page , inspired by red dwarf , better than life  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 4 months ago

Is it possible the Koran had a typo and what they actually get is a 72 year old virgin?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , 72 virgins , koran  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago

What do you call a 1000 sheets of paper with scribbles on them?

The Holy Quran
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Joke by stonecold, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged koran , muslim  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago

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