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| "Is the cup half full, or half empty?" For fuck's sake just buy the bra, Kylie. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged kylie , bra - Current Score: 223 - Added: 1 week ago
| Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street. Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and fucks her senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "your turn!" but Elton starts to cry. "What's wrong, Elton?" asks Robbie. Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!" | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged kylie , elton john , robbie williams , kylie minogue - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What`s got 3 breasts and can't sing? Kylie and Dannii Minogue. | |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged kylie minogue , dannii minogue , minogue , breasts , cancer , breast cancer , kylie - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between puting your hand in Kylie's blouse and driving a Skoda? You feel a right tit driving a Skoda! | |
Joke by vasocam, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged minogue , kylie , skoda - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A passenger plane is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores. Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles from home, he cannot help but admire the beauty of the island he has found himself on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it is... it's Kylie Minogue! Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new-found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong. "Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we could require, and I have you, but still I can't help feel there's something missing." Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need ? I'll do anything." "Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?" "OK" "And my trousers?" "OK" At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the ground, and draws a neat moustache on her. "OK... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off in the other direction and meet you half way." "OK dear, whatever will make you happy?" So off they go. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint, runs up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts: "Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging!! | |
Joke by andino, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged shagging , sex , island , kylie , kylie minogue - Current Score: 35 - Added: 10 months ago
| I checked out the new Kylie range the other day. It was all a bit expensive, except the bra's were half what they normally are. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged kylie , sorry for stealing your idea grammer natzee - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| According to the papers, Kylie Minogue is looking for ways to reinvent herself and wants a new, sexy look. Might I suggest getting a second tit. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged kylie , masectomy , titties - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
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