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| I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday... luckily I was on the bottom step. |    |
Joke by Ginger, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged ladder , step , 50 - Current Score: 189 - Added: 2 months ago
| I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night. I never really got along with my real ladder. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged ladder , father , adoption , vote for this or your nob will fall off - Current Score: 167 - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago
| One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls. "Excuse me, sir," said the midget. "I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?" "Why not?" said the man. So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!" | |
Joke by Skimp, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , balls , ladder , jump - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How many freudian psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two; one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis... er, I mean ladder. | |
Joke by drnano, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged light bulb , ladder , penis - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| "Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window." "This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department." "No, it's you I want," she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged old woman , fireman , ladder - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| 2 blondes were decorating a house. One was painting the ceiling while the other painted the walls. After a while, the one painting the walls said, "Have you got a good grip on your brush?" "Yes" came the reply. "Well hold on tight then because I'm taking away the ladder." | |
Joke by superhorse, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , painting , ladder , stupid - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year ago
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