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| Scientists doing experiments on reincarnation say that a recent questionaire shows 92% of men would like to come back as a tablecloth. They figure it's the only fucking chance they've got of being laid three times a day and pulled off last thing at night. |    |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Science - Tagged sceince , sex , woman , laid - Current Score: 170 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago
| A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , islam , terrorism , terrorist , palestine , palestinian , suicide , bomber , bomb , virgin , virgins , heaven , laid , sex - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you." "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house." "Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?" "Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!" | |
Joke by Weetobix, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged englishman , irishman , scotsman , pub , laid , sex , drink - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| In the news this week: the Jersey nightclub that's banned fat girls. How the fuck am I gonna get laid now. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged news , jersey , nightclub , girls , laid - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months ago
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