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| A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged woman , lake , fishing , book , sexual , wife , husband - Current Score: 41 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
| Tony and Harold, two avid fisherman and well-known drunks, were out in a boat on their favourite lake one day drowning some worms and polishing off some brews. Suddenly, Tony got what he thought was a nibble. Reeling it in he found a bottle with a cork in it. Naturally curious, he uncorked the bottle and a large genie appeared. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." Tony thought for a second and said, "I wish this whole lake was beer." Poof! His wish came true. The lake was now filled with their favourite brew. Harold looked at Tony in disgust and said, "You asshole, now we have to piss in the boat." | |
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Fish - Tagged fishing , lake , boat , asshole - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year ago
| Okay, two blondes are on the opposite sides of a lake. One blonde shouts to the other, "How do you get to the other siiide?!" The othe blonde replies, "You are on the other siiide dumbass!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , lake - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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