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| I don't know, the modern world. All these electrical apparatus that speak to you. I have a computer that tells me it has updated itself, an alarm clock that tells me its time to wake up, a sat-nav system that tells me the right direction and a bedside lamp that tells me to go out and kill women. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged bedside , lamp , satnav , alarm , apparatus , computer , maybe viz i dont know , yep vintage viz - Current Score: 154 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| A nigger was walking along when he found an old lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and told the surprised coon that he had three wishes. The nigger thought for a while and after about a minute he said, "I want to be white, rock hard and get plenty of arse!" So the genie turned him into a toilet! | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , lamp , coon , genie , wishes , white , hard , arse , toilet - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A guy walks into a pub with a cat and a stork. He goes up to the bar and orders three pints of lager, straight away the cat goes "I'm not getting these in." The guy says "It's okay, I'll get this round in." They all drink up and he orders three more pints, the cat once more protests at paying for the drinks. This goes on for a few rounds when a bystander says to the guy "what's that crack here mate?" The guy goes on to explain "I found this lamp and when I rubbed it out popped this genie, and I wished for a long legged bird with a tight pussy." | |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > Genie - Tagged long legged bird , pussy , cat , drinks , lager , pub , stork , lamp , genie - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
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