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| Frank lampard has asked Didier Drogba not to attend his mums funeral. In case he dives in the box. |    |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Celebrity and news events > drogba - Tagged drogba , chelsea , lampard , funeral - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?" | |
Joke by jayboy, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged lampard , football , premiership - Current Score: 47 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| Frank Lampard's mum was a West Ham supporter for most of her life. She turned blue near the end though. | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged lampard , dead , blue , chelsea , west ham - Current Score: 39 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| Guess who's not going to moscow? Pat Lampard | |
Joke by JOKEJOKEJOKE123, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged chelsea , death , lampard - Current Score: 17 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| 'World Cup - Lampard hands boost to England' I got my hopes up when I read that headline: I thought he'd died. | |
Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampard - Tagged football , england , lampard , world cup , fat frank - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| When Saddam Hussein was found guilty he was originally sentenced to be shot. His last request was to name his own firing squad: He chose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards | |
Joke by darylsws, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged saddam , hussein , shot , lampard , gerrard , carragher - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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