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| Paddy and Murphy are in Iraq. Murphy accidentally steps on a landmine. After a big explosion, Murphy's left on the floor, screaming, "Paddy, Paddy, help me, I've lost me legs". Paddy looks and says, "you lying fucker,..... they're over there." |    |
Joke by edgarbriggs, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged lost , legs , iraq , landmine , quote from battle of goose green - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What have Princess Diana and a landmine got in common? They have both been laid by Arabs. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , arab , landmine , princess diana , war - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a dead baby and a landmine? I've never been caught burying a landmine. | |
Joke by Genestealer, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged difference , dead , baby , landmine - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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