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| Angus, a Scottish farmer, was walking through his field and saw a man drinking from the stream. He shouts over, in Gaelic, "Hey, don't drink the water, friend, the sheep have got the runs!" The man turns round and says, "What did you say? I'm English, I don't speak your stupid language!" "Ach well!" shouts back the farmer. "I said 'Use both hands, you'll be able to drink more of my wonderfully fresh stream!.....Gle mhath, a shassanach." |    |
Joke by FengShuiNinja, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged english , scottish , sheep , water , language , racism , fsn - Current Score: 83 - Added: 11 months ago
| Like many young kids, my little neices have got their own silly, nonsense language. They haven't got a name for it but most of us know it as "Welsh". | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged welsh , wales , language , neices - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I asked my deaf/mute neighbour to stop parking his car on my drive. He got quite angry,you should have seen the language. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged mute , neighbour , car , park , drive , angry , language - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago
| 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you | |
Joke by prayforplagues19, in Jokes with no home > English Language - Tagged english , language , kill , bad habits - Current Score: 7 - Added: 8 months ago
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