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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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Joke by templett, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged bus , seat , lap  - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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