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| Why couldn't the American woman play violin? She didn't know which chin to stick it under. |    |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , fat americans , lard , blubber - Current Score: 207 - Added: 1 week ago
| When I was younger my Grandma used to rub lard into my Grandpa's back when he was ill. He went down hill fast after that | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > grandma - Tagged grandma , grandpa , lard , ill - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| When my grandfather was ill, my grandmother used to rub lard on his back. After that, he went downhill very quickly. | |
Joke by bleary, in Illness and mortality > Age - Tagged elderly , grandfather , lard - Current Score: 42 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| A lorry driver has been killed after a crash on the M40 which left lard spread across a motorway. Apparently he got sandwiched between two bread lorries. You should have seen the Jam Oh fuck it I need a lay down. | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged lard , crash , lorry , jam , car crash , dead - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| When short hemlines came back into fashion, the American woman dug an old miniskirt out of her closet. She tried it on, but couldn’t figure out what to wear on her other leg. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , fat yanks , lard - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
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