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Why do Americans have such large heads?

So they have somewhere to put their big mouths.
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Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , large , heads , big , mouths  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago

Little Johnny catches a glimpse of his pregnant mum in just her bra and pants.

"Why is your tummy so large?" he asks.

"Mummy has a baby growing in there" she replies.

He thinks for a minute, then says "So what's growing up your arse?"
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Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged ass , baby , large , pregnant , growing  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago

I'm not too worried about the end of the world today.

The police were getting pretty close and it saves me the hassle of cleaning my hard drive.
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Joke by Haynz, in Celebrity and news events > End Of The World - Tagged police , hard drive , large , hadron , collider  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago

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