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One day, the Pope ended his sermon with the Latin phrase "Tuti Homini" which means 'blessed be mankind'.
The next Sunday, a women's activist group came up and said, "well, you blessed mankind why not womankind?" So the pope ended his sermon the next Sunday with "Tuti Homini et Tuti Feminini", 'blessed be mankind and blessed be womankind'.
The next Sunday, a gay rights group came up and said, "well, you blessed mankind and womankind, what about us gays, you fuckin prick? Are you going bless us too?"
At the end of the next sermon he says, "Tuti Homini et Tuti Feminini et Tuti Fruiti."
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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pope - Tagged pope , gay , tuti fruiti , latin , sermon , church  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago

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