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| They say laughter is the best medicine. My grandad has Alzheimer's and we've been laughing at him for years and he hasn't got any better. |    |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged grandad , laugh , alzheimers , laughter , medicine - Current Score: 112 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
| I always wanted to be a Comedian, but my disability held me back... I'm a woman. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Jokes with no home > Comedian - Tagged women can be funny to , jenny eclair , laugh - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| A man was walking down the street, when suddenly he was hit by a car. A policeman that attended the scene said to the injured man, " Did you get a look at the driver?" "No. " said the man, "but I can tell you it was my wife." "How's that ?"asked the policeman. And the man said, " I'd recognise her laugh anywhere." | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged police , accident , laugh , wife - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 month ago
| Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , laugh , balls , run , grass - Current Score: 71 - Added: 9 months ago
| Ever notice when your telling a racist joke to a group of people that there's always one that doesn't laugh? Fucking niggers have no sense of humour. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged racist , laugh , nigger , humour - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's black and laughs? A snigger. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , laugh - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How do you stop a clown laughing? Rape its kids... | |
Joke by hahaha12345, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged clown , rape , kids , laugh - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| I had to laugh the other day. I'd been sniffing Nitrous Oxide. | |
Joke by lashley, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged viz , laugh , nitrous oxide - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month ago
| It is rememberence day, and the teacher is asking if anyone had lost a member of their family. - I lost my grandfather in WWII. He died in a small camp, near Berlin. - I'm sorry to hear that Jimmy. Let's all have a minute's silence in memory of him. After the one minute had passed she asks Jimmy. - And do you know how he died, Jimmy? - Yes in a gas chamber. - Oh terrible. Is there anyone else in class, who lost someone in WWII? - Me Miss. I also lost my grandfather. He died in auschwitz. - That's very sad, Henry. Let's all have five minutes silence. After the five minutes had passed she asks Henry - You have any idea, how he died? - Yes Miss. One night he got absolutely wasted, and fell out from the guard tower. | |
Joke by Sicki_Sims, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jewdism , auschwitz , jews , laugh , die , grandad , we will remember , lol - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do you do if you see a nigger coming toward you with half a face? Stop laughing and re-load | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged face , nigger , laugh - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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