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| My neighbour said to me this morning,"next time you & your girlfriend are shagging you should close the curtains,yesterday all the street watched you's at it & laughed!" I replied,"well the jokes on them,I was at work." |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged girlfriend , curtains , shagging , laughing , neighbour - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months ago
| I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn't help but notice a guy sat at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically. "Why are you so happy?" I asked. "My wife's been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she's lost 5 pounds." the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" I asked. "Well," he says "I've worked out that in 4 months, she will have disappeared completely!" | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged pub , man , laughing , diet - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months ago
| How do you stop a baby from laughing? Hit it with a shovel | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Illness and mortality > Kids - Tagged baby , shovel , laughing - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
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