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| I was sat on a bus with a mate and he told me the following joke: What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing. The guy behind us leaned over and said, "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit." We both went white and apologised. The guy got up to get off and said, "He choked on a sock." |    |
Joke by zozo, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , laundry , die - Current Score: 242 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A woman sent her clothing to a Chinese laundry, but when it came back there were still stains on her panties. So the following week she enclosed a note saying, 'use more soap on panties.' The next day when she picked up her next lot of laundry there was a note on it saying, 'use more paper on arse.' | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged woman , laundry , chinese - Current Score: 148 - Added: 11 months ago
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