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| To find out which is the best law enforcement agency in the USA, the president sets a test for the CIA,the FBI and the LAPD. He releases a rabbit in a forest and challenges them to find it. The CIA goes in first and,after months of interviewing forest dwellers and conducting forensic tests,they deduce that the rabbit never existed. The FBI go in next and burn down half the forest claiming the rabbit had provoked them. The LAPD go in last and after half an hour drag out a badly beaten bear yelling "okay,okay! I'm a fucking rabbit, I'm a fucking rabbit!" |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged usa , fbi , lapd , cia , interrogate , beaten , brutality , police , law - Current Score: 105 - Added: 11 months ago
| I was reading about this bloke who got fined a thousand pound by the TV licensing inspector for not having a TV license. Then I heard of another guy who got out on bail for five hundred pound after being arrested for murder. So . . Why worry about getting a TV license. If an inspector comes round..KILL him! You could save yourself FIVE HUNDRED quid. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged tv licence , law , money , advice - Current Score: 93 - Added: 2 months ago
| Bloke goes to court and is stood in the dock. "Do you have anything to say?" Asks the judge. "Fuck all." Comes the defendants reply. "What did he say?" The judge asks the Barrister. "Fuck all." Says the Barrister. Judge: "I could have swore I saw his lips move." | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged juge , law , fuck - Current Score: 35 - Added: 7 months ago
| Under new laws, women who murder their partners after years of abuse will be treated more leniently by the courts. So I'm going to get in first and kill the bitch. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged law , court , abuse , murder , kill , bitch - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| I don't get this new government policy that children have to go to school until they're 18. I mean, with 16, 17 and 18 year olds at school all day, who's gonna pick their kids up from nursery? | |
Joke by Houdini, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged government , schools , nursary , law - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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