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| Every day for a week a german shephard has shit on my lawn!!! Today the cheeky fucker brought his dog with him!! |    |
Joke by kevina, in Jokes with no home > german - Tagged german , dog , lawn , shit - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's yellow and does the dishes? He's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever colour I like. If you get told this then reply with... What's red and hangs off the tree in my garden? Your not the only one who can use a can of spray paint. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged slave , black , racist , lawn , paint - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka martini along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather." I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad". I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn." | |
Joke by Welsh Twat, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged jesus , mexican , ask , lawn - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month ago
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