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| HAD AN ACCIDENT? Have you been injured at home, at work or on the roads? Have you tripped over? Have you hurt yourself? Serves you right you clumsy twat ! |    |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged injured , lawyers , claim - Current Score: 109 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| A judge asks a surly defendant if he has anything to say for himself. The defendant mutters, "fuck all." "What did you say?" asks the judge. The court clerk turns to the judge and says, "the defendant said, 'fuck all', your honour." "Really?" replies the judge, "I could have sworn I saw his lips move." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged court , without a home , judge , swearing , cunt , fuckers , lawyers , all , twats , legal - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge. | |
Joke by salmon337, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged court , lawyers - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The daughter of a Jewish friend of mine was recently funded through law school by her father. After changing her mind about what she wanted to become, she got him to pay for her medicine degree. Now I'm not sure about you but I reckon, if she's that persuasive, sticking with law would be a better idea. | |
Joke by imnotfunny, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jews , lawyers - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| When lawyers die, why are they buried in holes 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're all nice guys. | |
Joke by salmon337, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged court , lawyers - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I'd love to screw her," says one lawyer. "Yeah, I would too," says the other. "But out of what?" | |
Joke by Jimmo, in Sex and shit > Screwed - Tagged lawyers , beautiful , woman , screw - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| The United States has two thirds of the world's lawyers. India has 2/3 of the world's lepers. What is the mathematical relationship between these two statements of fact? India had first choice | |
Joke by afielding, in Illness and mortality > Leprosy - Tagged leprosy , lawyers , america , india - Current Score: -3 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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