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I was being trained as a lorry driver recently, but just have not been getting the hang of it

"You do it like this," said the guy showing me the ropes, "throttle throttle clutch throttle clutch throttle."

"Right, I understand you now," I said.

"Good," he said. "Now wrap her in a carpet and dump her in a layby."
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Joke by lashley, in Jokes with no home > Viz Comic - Tagged layby , throttle , lorry  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month ago

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