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Women are like wine:

I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
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Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged women , wine , boxes , leak , cheap  - Current Score: 97 - Added: 3 months ago

The BNP have recently upgraded their computer systems in response to the information leak.
It's now up to 10 NiggerBytes.
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Joke by waddo7, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged kkk , racist , nigger , dog , bnp , leak  - Current Score: 71 - Added: 2 days ago

One cigarette killed my mate.
He was fixing a gas leak at the time.
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Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Smoking - Tagged cigarette , killed , mate , fixing , gas , leak  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month ago

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