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| A blonde walks into an electronics store and sees a TV she wants. She asks the employee how much it costs but he answers "I'm sorry, but we don't sell TV's to dumb blondes". Frusterated, she leaves, and returns an hour later disguised as a red head. -"May I please know the price for that TV?" -"No, I'm sorry, but we don't sell TV's to dumb blondes" Even more frusterated by the fact that he saw through her disguise, she left in a huff only to return another hour later with black hair instead. -"Sir, would you please tell me the price of that TV?" -"No, I keep telling you, I don't sell TV's to dumb blondes!" The blonde couldn't take it anymore. " Can't you see my hair? Its not blonde its black! How do you keep finding out I'm blonde?" "Because ma'am, thats not a TV. Its a microwave." |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged leb , asian , appliances , microwave , tv , box , hill - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Yoel Moses, a Jew living in Caulfield, married a Leb woman. One day their boy came home from school very disturbed. "What's the matter, son?", asked Yoel. "Am I Lebanese or Jewish?" asked the son. "What's the problem?", asked his father, "You can be both". "No," said the boy, "you see, a boy at school has got a radio he's selling for only five dollars, and I don't know whether to bargain with him or to mug him!" | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Lebanese - Tagged leb , jew , cheap - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why didn't the Leb want to marry a Kiwi? He didn't want the kids to grow up too lazy to mug. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Lebanese - Tagged leb , kiwi , lazy , mug - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a Leb in the middle of the ocean, drowning, screaming for help? Fukim. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Lebanese - Tagged leb , ocean , drowning , fukim - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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