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| I staggered out of the pub and down the street, until I was stopped by a policeman. He said, "Where do you think you're going in that state?" I replied, "I'm going to a lecture." He said, "Yeah, right. Who gives a lecture at this time of night?" "My wife," I said. |    |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged drunk , wife , lecture - Current Score: 227 - Added: 8 months ago
| The University Professor was talking his class through 'double negatives'. He started by explaining that NOT NOT was a double negative and therefore had a positive outcome. "In every language a double negative will have a positive meaning, however there is no language in the world where a double positive has a negative meaning." Just then a voice from the back of the lecture hall was heard to mutter, "Yeah, Right!!" | |
Joke by milo123, in Jokes with no home > English Language - Tagged double , negative , yeah , right , meaning , lecture - Current Score: 161 - Added: 2 months ago
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