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| Leeds United chairman, Ken Bates, has today announced that the club are to merge with neighbouring rugby league team Leeds Rhinos. The new club will be called Leeds Urinals. |    |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged leeds , ken bates , rugby , urinals , football - Current Score: 115 - Added: 7 months ago
| With Leeds and Doncaster into the playoff final there's going to be a lot of broken hearted Yorkshiremen on the way back home. It's 5 quid for a meat pie at Wembley. | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged tight bastards , northern monkeys , leeds , doncaster - Current Score: 75 - Added: 6 months ago
| To be fair to Josef Fritzl, when he locked his daughter up 24 years ago, he did agree to release her when Huddersfield Town beat Leeds United again. 20/10/84 1-0 15/04/08 1-0 | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged fritzl , town , leeds , huddersfield town , 24 years , football , leeds united , boogaloo - Current Score: 62 - Added: 6 months ago
| Watching Port Vale play Leeds the other week and I was standing with this bloke that had the most unusual dog. Just before half time Leeds scored and the dog leapt on it's back two feet and started to applaud with it's front paws. I said " Bloody hell mate that dogs something else, what does it do when Port Vale score ? " The bloke replied " Fuck knows I've only had him 2 seasons " | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , port vale , leeds , dog - Current Score: 33 - Added: 7 months ago
| MISSING DOG Have you seen my yappy, snappy little shitzu lapdog? Been missing since January from Bellend Rd area of Leeds. Answers to the name...Dennis Wise. Call Ken on 0113 367 6000 Will pay reward, though you may only receive a penny for every pound! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged leeds , ken bates , dennis wise , football , boogaloo - Current Score: 25 - Added: 6 months ago
| Leeds council have done a survey on what residences think about Polish in their city. 23% said there were too many and 77% said -" Pzwekj Oiv Djkevtski Polski"!! | |
Joke by Smiling assassin, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged council , immigrants , leeds - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months ago
| Leeds United to the Champions League semi final. 100 million pounds. Cost of it all going wrong. Double relegation and a 15 point deduction. Watching Leeds fans crying on the telly (again) after losing to Doncaster Rovers. Priceless. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged leeds , doncaster , football , boogaloo - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| I don't see what's so "special" about these paralympic games; I see thousands of total spastics, often much worse than these athletes, every day. Although, in fairness, it should be pointed out I work in Leeds. | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged leeds , spastics , paralympics - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
| Gay chef, Anthony Morley, has been found guilty, at Leeds Crown Court, of murdering his boyfriend, then cooking and eating him. So who, on the nonce wing of Armley Prison, is going to be brave enough, when he offers them a blow job? | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , leeds , prison , gay , murder - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| There was an old woman from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour her tits were in flower and her vagina was covered in weeds | |
Joke by footieben15, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged leeds , seeds , flower , tits , vagina - Current Score: 6 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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