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| Two Wrongs don't make a right. But three rights, make a left |    |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged right , left - Current Score: 77 - Added: 6 months ago
| What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , hand , left , right , lefty , saudi , arabia , saudi arabia , offender , crime , criminal , hand , severed , hands - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My wife woke me up last night and told me there was a burglar in the kitchen eating some of her left-over cottage pie. I didn't know who to call first, the police or an ambulance. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged police , ambulance , eating , burglar , wife , left , over , pie - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago
| I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left before we met. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged psychic , met , left - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months ago
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