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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , gang , gang rape , eight , leg , legs , black , racist , racism , scream , women , screams , raped - Current Score: 318 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
Joke by chelseymoon, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged doberman , dog , arm , leg , playground - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , dog , leg , one legged bint - Current Score: 140 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler. | ![]() |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged leg , christmas , stocking , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged knee , leg , marry , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas. But she'll still use a razor on the other leg. | ![]() |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged plane , christmas , leg , razor , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paul stood upon the grassy bank, His heart was all a-quiver, She took off her suspender belt, And her leg fell in the river. | ![]() |
Joke by Geoff the Clownfish, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged poem , heather mills , paul mccartney , beatles , leg , river - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms. | ![]() |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged amputation , disabled , woman , hospital , doctor , amputee , leg , arm , legs , arms , good , bad , news - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney" | ![]() |
Joke by Drifter, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mccartney , leg , gold digger - Current Score: 48 - Added: 8 months, 15 days ago
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > larry laprise - Tagged leg , hokey kokey , larry laprise - Current Score: 39 - Added: 11 months ago
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