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| What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , gang , gang rape , eight , leg , legs , black , racist , racism , scream , women , screams , raped - Current Score: 318 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What has four legs and one arm? A doberman in a playground. | |
Joke by chelseymoon, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged doberman , dog , arm , leg , playground - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do you call a dog with one leg? Heather. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , dog , leg , one legged bint - Current Score: 140 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged leg , christmas , stocking , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why did Paul McCartney marry Heather Mills? Because she went down on one knee. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged knee , leg , marry , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas. But she'll still use a razor on the other leg. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged plane , christmas , leg , razor , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paul stood upon the grassy bank, His heart was all a-quiver, She took off her suspender belt, And her leg fell in the river. | |
Joke by Geoff the Clownfish, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged poem , heather mills , paul mccartney , beatles , leg , river - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged amputation , disabled , woman , hospital , doctor , amputee , leg , arm , legs , arms , good , bad , news - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney" | |
Joke by Drifter, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mccartney , leg , gold digger - Current Score: 48 - Added: 8 months, 15 days ago
| With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, its worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry Laprise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey", died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the trouble started... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > larry laprise - Tagged leg , hokey kokey , larry laprise - Current Score: 39 - Added: 11 months ago
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