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| Under the British legal system you are innocent until proven to be black. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged legal , system , black , innocent - Current Score: 129 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A judge asks a surly defendant if he has anything to say for himself. The defendant mutters, "fuck all." "What did you say?" asks the judge. The court clerk turns to the judge and says, "the defendant said, 'fuck all', your honour." "Really?" replies the judge, "I could have sworn I saw his lips move." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged court , without a home , judge , swearing , cunt , fuckers , lawyers , all , twats , legal - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Amy Winehouse had a violent reaction to medication last night. She said, "fuck off if you think I'm gonna take anything legal!" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged amy winehouse , drugs , medication , legal , violent - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
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