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| What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , gang , gang rape , eight , leg , legs , black , racist , racism , scream , women , screams , raped - Current Score: 318 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A woman was talking to her friend the other day. "Honestly, I don't know how I keep getting pregnant - it must be something in the air." The other woman replies, "yes, your legs." | |
Joke by tw2361, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged woman , pregnant , legs - Current Score: 70 - Added: 4 months ago
| A man goes into a bar and approaches a gorgeous young woman who is sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a drink?" Woman: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Im sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Woman: "No, they just open..." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged man , drink , legs , swell , open - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Just got back from the World Strawberry Picking Championships. Lost in the final to a girl with no legs. Jammy cunt. | |
Joke by kitkat456, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged strawberry , jammy , cunt , legs - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged amputation , disabled , woman , hospital , doctor , amputee , leg , arm , legs , arms , good , bad , news - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's got half a billion quid, 10 legs, 2 tits, 8 balls and 6 cunts? The Dragons Den | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Television - Tagged dragons , den , balls , billion , legs - Current Score: 45 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's E.T. short for? Cos he's got little legs. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged legs , et , short - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year ago
| A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged midget , sex , leg , legs , foot , woman - Current Score: 37 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged blonde , girl , open , legs - Current Score: 33 - Added: 7 months ago
| What did the left thigh of an Essex girl say to her right thigh? Nothing, they've never met! | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , pussy , legs , met , slag , slut , cheap , chav - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year ago
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