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| What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. |    |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , prostitute - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's green and melts in your mouth? A leper's cock! | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , green , oral sex , cock - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How do you know when a leper has sent you mail? His tongue is still on the stamp. | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , mail , leprosy - Current Score: 46 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the definition of self-destruction? An epileptic leper. | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , epileptic - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why did the leper fail his driving test? Because he left his foot on the clutch. | |
Joke by Brotherfucker, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why did the leper get kicked out of the army? He kept going into battle unarmed. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , army , disease , unarmed - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why was the leper ice hockey game abandoned? There was a face off in the corner | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , hockey , face - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A Leper goes into a bar on one of the hottest days of the year. A lot of people have their shirts off due to the heat so the Leper takes off his shirt too and goes to the bar and orders a pint. As he's take a sip, he looks at a guy on a stool next to him who is glancing in his direction. Suddenly the guy throws up all over the bar. The Leper feels insulted and says,"Excuse me!" "Sorry," the guy says,"It's not your fault." The Leper gets even more inslulted and says,"Well, if it's not my fault, whose fault is it?" The guy on the stool swallows down hard and manages to blurt out,"It's the drunk guy behind you dipping chips in your back." | |
Joke by Killing Joke, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , bar , stool , chips - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper? The tongue's still in the envelope. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Leprosy - Tagged leprosy , leper , valentine's day , valentine , tongue , card - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
| A leper goes into a video shop and says "Have you got My Left Foot?" | |
Joke by gippo1965, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , video shop , christy brown - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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