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| How do you know when a leper has sent you mail? His tongue is still on the stamp. |    |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , mail , leprosy - Current Score: 51 - Added: 11 months ago
| Thumbs up for leprosy! Oh, wait a sec... | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leprosy , thumb , har har har - Current Score: 42 - Added: 7 months ago
| How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper? The tongue's still in the envelope. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Leprosy - Tagged leprosy , leper , valentine , tongue - Current Score: 13 - Added: 6 months ago
| What is a leper's favourite chocolate bar? Flake. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged chocolate , leprosy - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What did the Leper say to his mother whilst riding his bike? Look mum, no hands! | |
Joke by sickdude, in Illness and mortality > Leprosy - Tagged bike , leprosy , disease - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| A bloke offered me a job today working for the leprosy society: fifty-thousand pounds a year and a company car. I snapped his fuckin hand off! | |
Joke by robbo99, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged leprosy - Current Score: 2 - Added: 5 months ago
| My mate with leprosy got divorced last week. Cost him an arm and a leg. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Divorce - Tagged leprosy , divorce - Current Score: 0 - Added: 11 months ago
| The United States has two thirds of the world's lawyers. India has 2/3 of the world's lepers. What is the mathematical relationship between these two statements of fact? India had first choice | |
Joke by afielding, in Illness and mortality > Leprosy - Tagged leprosy , lawyers , america , india - Current Score: -3 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Three black women arrive at the gates of heaven, and in turn they are asked why they deserve to get in. The first replies, "I sucked a white man's cock... it was six inches!" "Very good, you may enter!" The second goes, "I also sucked a white man's cock... it was only four inches..." "That'll do... you too may enter!" The third one, a bit shy, says, "Hmm I also happened to suck a white man's cock... but there was only two inches of it." "Interesting... that's good enough! You may enter." Lastly, a white man turns up and is asked the same question. "Well, when I was diagnosed with leprosy, I thought I'd enjoy my last days. Who knew that three different black people would end up choking on pieces of my cock!" | |
Joke by Shinobe, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged heaven , leprosy - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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