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| A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion. The nutritionist says, "it's simple - you are what you eat." So the lesbian turns to her and says, "are you calling me a cunt?" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged lesbian , cunt , weight watchers - Current Score: 228 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| You have to hand it to Lesbians, they make some great films. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , films - Current Score: 169 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| I recently came out of the closet, about being a lesbian, in front of my parents. I was a bit nervous as to how they would react but they took it surprisingly well, especially my dad. He asked me what my girlfriend looked like then ran quickly upstairs to the bathroom. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , come out of the closet - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| A girl goes into the doctor's for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we fuck," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we shag," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why?" | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , gay , upsidedown - Current Score: 83 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My number one sexual fantasy actually came true this weekend - to go to bed with two lesbians! Now my number one sexual fantasy is to go to bed with two lesbians who actually look like women. | |
Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , fantasy , lesbian - Current Score: 79 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you next month!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , period - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How many nails are used to make a lesbian's coffin? None - it's all tongue and groove | |
Joke by gazstewi, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged nails , lesbian , coffin - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A Welshman, an Irishman, a Paki, Jimmy Carr, two lesbians, a Jew and my neighbour's nine-year-old daughter walk into a bar. The barman screams, "DUPLICATE!" And then he says something bad about Americans. | |
Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Jokes with no home > duplicate - Tagged duplicate , stupid gayass joke , bar , jimmy carr , lesbian - Current Score: 66 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians? Its called Trydicagain. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , rug muncher , gay , doctor , drug - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| A man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but to get into Hollywood you have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name," replied the man. The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you have to change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it!" replied the man, storming out. "I guess we will not do business together!" Five years later the agent opened an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope was a letter and a cheque for $50,000. The agent was awe-struck. Who would send him $50,000? He read the letter... "Dear sir, five years ago I came into your office wanting to become an actor. You told me I needed to change my name. I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice. Yours Sincerely, Dick van Dyke. | |
Joke by darylsws, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged dick , dyke , lesbian , actor , penis - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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