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| A lesbian goes to a gynaecologist and the gynaecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages." "Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Medical - Tagged lesbians , gyaenacologists - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Apparently, lesbian "couples" are now trying to adopt children, but many are insisting on female children. Is it just me, or is there something really suspicious about that? I mean, I don't mind, it's just that I'm jealous that they won't let me join in. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Lebanese - Tagged lesbians , lebsbos , childrem , paedo , lesbian , sex , kids , viz - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do lesbians do when they are on their periods??? Finger paint | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Anti Men - Tagged lesbians , periods - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do you call a load of lesbians on top of each other? A block of flaps | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbians , flaps - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged lesbians - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Two lesbians were bathing together. So one girl asked her the other one; "How come you have very little pubic hair on your pussy?" The other girl replied with this question, "Hey, have you ever seen tall grass on a busy road?" | |
Joke by kingsam321, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged lesbians , baths , pubes , roads - Current Score: 2 - Added: 4 months ago
| A guy sits next to a beautiful woman in a bar, and as he starts to talk to her she interrupts him and says, "Please don't waste your time, I am a lesbian." "Oh," he says, "That's interesting. Tell me how would you for instance pick up another woman?" "Well," she say`s, "I have had my eye on that blond at the bar we have made eye contact, so now I will sit next to her and start a conversation and after a while I will stroke her leg and if she responds by touching me I will caress her breasts...." At this the guy shouts "Fuck me!" "What's wrong?" asks the woman. "I think I'm a lesbian as well!" he says. | |
Joke by tony.t, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbians , lesbian - Current Score: -1 - Added: 11 months ago
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