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| A man goes to the doctors complaining about a pain in his backside. The doc tells him to take his pants off and hop on the bed. The man does this and the doctor takes a look. "My lord!" says the doc, and with that he pulls a lettuce leaf from the man's arse. The patient is clearly concerned, "tell me doc, how serious is this?" The doctor looks up with a worried expression on his face, he says "I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg" |    |
Joke by Randall, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged man , doctor , arse , lettuce , iceberg - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A young man brings his girlfriend home. But unfortunately, he has to share the top half of a bunk bed with his little brother. They start feeling horny and they come up with a plan on how not to disturb the younger brother who is sleeping on the bottom of the bunk bed. The boyfriend says to his girlfriend, "When you want it faster, say 'ketchup'. And when you want it slower, say 'mustard.'" So they go at it for a while and, after about 15 minutes, the younger brother speaks up and says, "Guys, quit making sandwiches up there, because you just dripped mayonnaise all over my face!" | |
Joke by HSJay, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged lettuce , sex , tomato , mayonnaise - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman go for the same job. The manager says he wants each of them to go into his office one at a time to take a test. The Englishman goes in and is presented with a potato, a lettuce and a knife. The manager asks him which is the odd one out. The Englishman says, "the knife, that's mineral and the other two are vegetables." "Well done," says the manager, "send the Scottish guy in." The Scotsman is presented with the same test. He says, "the knife - you can eat the other two." "Fair enough," says the manager, "send in the Irish chap." The Irishman goes in, and is again faced with the same test. He answers, "the lettuce" "How have you reached that conclusion?" the manager asks. The Irishman says, "come on, it's dead easy - you can make chips with the other two," | |
Joke by pseudopaedo, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged english , irish , scottish , potato , lettuce , knife , chips - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why do Hispanics drive lowriders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Hispanics - Tagged hispanics , lettuce , lowrider , labour , spic - Current Score: 2 - Added: 7 months ago
| How does an Irishman catch a rabbit? Hides behind a tree and makes a noise like a lettuce! | |
Joke by bennycmufc, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , rabbit , irishman , tree , lettuce - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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