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| Had the Large Hadron Collider experiment failed, the DFS sale would have actually ended. |    |
Joke by DanMan, in Jokes with no home > LHC - Tagged large hadron collider , lhc , dfs sale - Current Score: 250 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was really excited about the Large Hadron Collider and thought it was going to be great. But, when I saw Stephen Hawking being interviewed regarding it on TV this morning, he didn't seem very animated about it at all. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Large Hadron Collider - Tagged large hadron collider , lhc , stephen hawking - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months ago
| There are fears that the Large Hadron Collider, which is due to be switched on next week, might accidentally create a black hole on Earth. I've just come from Bradford, and I can tell you that the process already seems to have started. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Large Hadron Collider - Tagged large hedron collider , lhc , cern , black hole , bradford - Current Score: 65 - Added: 2 months ago
| So yesterday was the 10th September, known as The Big Bang Day. And today 11th September, how about : The Two Big Bangs Day. | |
Joke by bluescreenkid, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged cern , lhc , big bang , 911 , 911 , twin towers , black hole - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months ago
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