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| A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." |    |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > suicide - Tagged library , suicide , book - Current Score: 15531 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| It's strange isn't it ? You stand in the middle of the library and go "Aaaaaaaaargh!!" and everyone stares at you. But do it on a plane and everyone joins in. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged library , plane - Current Score: 128 - Added: 6 months ago
| I went to the library today asked the librarian "Do you have any books on naked children?" She replied "No sorry, our books are all on shelves". | |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Library - Tagged books , naked children , library - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months ago
| So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?" I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave" | |
Joke by daveybabey, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged library , dave , bookmark - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| I hear Jade Goody has a book out. With her cancer forcing her to stay indoors and Jack in prison, the library fine will be increasing. That's what she gets for trying to pretend she can read. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged library , book out , overdue , fine , cancer , jack - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| I got knocked down yesterday, while crossing a road, by one of those mobile library vans. As I lay screaming in agony, the driver jumped out, ran to me, knelt down and said, "for fuck's sake, SSSHHH." | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged library - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months ago
| I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the Library and asked the Librarian if she had any books on shelves! | |
Joke by waddo7, in Jokes with no home > Library - Tagged library , diy - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 months ago
| Felt a little aroused today, so i thought, id have myself a little quiet wank...... I was very quiet ,but the librarian still threw me out. | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged library - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
| A man once said to me, "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought, "That'll be a turn-up for the books." Tim Vine | |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Jokes with no home > Library - Tagged library , books , turn up , tommy cooper , very old - Current Score: 6 - Added: 5 months ago
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