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| Girls: If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA... He's just not very good at predictive text. |    |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged lick , pussy , cunnilingus , text , rspca , animal cruelty , puppy , kick - Current Score: 419 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| McVities have just bought out a new biscuit range, 'Clitoris-Creams'. They carry a guarantee. "One lick and you'll want to eat the box" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged lick , box , biscuit , clitoris - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| "Mummy, can I lick the bowl?" "No, you can flush like everyone else" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged mummy , bowl , flush , lick - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A woman goes into a restaurant. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Two guys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her.One drops his trousers and bends over and the other starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out she starts spewing up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. The first guy pulls his trousers back up and says to the other "You're right, that hind-lick manoeuvre works like a charm." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged resturant , eat , chicken , choke , arse , lick , hind - Current Score: 11 - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago
| Why does a dog lick it balls? Because it can't make a fist | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , balls , lick - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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