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| Red riding hood was walking through the forest when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumped out and said "Take your blouse off so I can suck your tits!". Red riding hood pulls down her knickers lies on the ground and says "Fuck off, eat me like the book fuckin says!!" |    |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Little Red Riding Hood - Tagged pussy , licking , fanny , cunt , red , riding , hood , wolf , funny , dirty , knickers , panties - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year ago
| Walking down the high street, a woman spies a shop doorway she's never seen before. Pinned to the front is a sign: "Clit-licking frog-inside". Checking to make sure no-one's watching, she darts in, only to find an almost bare store. "Er, can you help me?" she asks the man behind the counter. He looks up and grins widely. "Oui, mademoiselle!" | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged french , frog , clit , licking , shop - Current Score: 25 - Added: 8 months ago
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