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| I find the saying 'you are what you eat' true. My ex-missus shops at Lidl, for instance, and she's cheap, easy and you don't really want people to know you've been there. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged lidl , cheap , fast , easy , eat , exmissus - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| The credit crunch is even affecting my sex life. I can only afford the cheap sweets from Lidl and the kids just don't like them. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged lidl , credit crunch , kids - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 month ago
| I knew there was something wrong with Lidl, when I spent more money on the plastic bags than the food. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged lidl , pikey - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months ago
| After twelve attempts, my wife finally passed her driving test. I asked her what I could get for her as a celebration gift. "Just something cheap to run around in," she said. So I bought her a pair of trainers from Lidl....... | |
Joke by famous amos, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged lidl , trainers , car , driving test , woolfy smith - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
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