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| Petrol is way too fucking expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive. Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift. |    |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Dogging - Tagged dogging , petrol , credit crunch , mums , mum , lift - Current Score: 193 - Added: 3 months ago
| I got in the lift in a London department store, and Juande Ramos walked in behind me. "Going down?" I asked. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged spurs , lift , london , harry redknapp , juande ramos - Current Score: 80 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A blonde, a brunette and a redhead get in a lift to go to their office. The brunette sees a suspicious pool of whitish liquid. "Eww! That looks like sperm." says the brunette. The redhead bends down and sniffs. "It smells like sperm," she says. The blonde puts her finger in it and licks it. "Well it's nobody from this building!" | |
Joke by Weetobix, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged blonde , lift , cum - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| This bloke gets into a lift and standing there was a stunning blonde. The blonde says, "T.G.I.F." The bloke replies, "S.H.I.T." So then the blonde again says, "T.G.I.F." The bloke again replies with, "S.H.I.T." When the lifts doors open and the bloke is about to get out, the blonde looks at him and says, "Thank God It's Friday." The bloke looks up and says, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , lift , bloke , thursday.friday , tgif - Current Score: 41 - Added: 4 months ago
| And you'll remember also the Irishman who got a job as a doorman in a big building. He managed very well with the PUSH and PULL signs, but he was seen struggling with his fingers under a door marked LIFT. | |
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged lift , irish , doorman , push , pull - Current Score: 39 - Added: 11 months ago
| I saw this really sexy girl yesterday. Our eyes met and the ground lurched beneath my feet. I thought that I had finally found the girl of my dreams. Then I remembered I was in a lift. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Attraction - Tagged sexy , girl , lift - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago
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