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Due to the credit crunch, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by collywog, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged credit crunch , light  - Current Score: 176 - Added: 4 weeks ago

It's a well known fact that light travels faster than sound.
Which is why Women appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged light , talk  - Current Score: 134 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , jews , jew , palestinians , palestine , light , bulb , light bulb , lightbulb , blame , dark , none  - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.

"Can I turn the light off?" he asks.

"Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy?"

"No," he says, "it's burning my arse!"
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Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged man , arse , burn , light , shy  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 7 months ago

What's the difference between light and hard?

My daughter gets some sleep when I've got a light on.
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Joke by Gash TL, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged paedo , light , hard  - Current Score: 54 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to change the bulb and turn it on, the other two bastards to knock on your door and ask if you've seen the light...
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Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged light , door , knock , bulb , witnesses  - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago

Remember, There's always light at the end of the tunnel...

Unless you're Princess Diana.
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Joke by black arrow, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged princess diana , tunnel , light  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months ago

I know Lewis Hamilton is a rookie driver but...not knowing what a red light means?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged lewis hamilton , red , light , f1 , formula 1  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago

A tourist is walking through the red light district in Amsterdam when he sees a fine looking lady. He approaches her and taps on the window.
"How Much?", he asks.
"1000 euros", the woman replies.
"Wow, thats quite a lot isn't it?"
"Yes. Well it is double-glazed."
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Joke by Snan, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged amsterdam , red , light , district  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 8 months ago

I asked my girlfriend's best friend what to get her for her birthday.

She said, "I dunno... get her something that will make her face light up."

So I got her a torch.
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Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , light , mate  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 7 months ago

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