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| It's a well known fact that light travels faster than sound. Which is why Women appear bright until you hear them speak. |    |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged light , talk - Current Score: 130 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , muslim , jews , jew , palestinians , palestine , light , bulb , light bulb , lightbulb , blame , dark , none - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her. "Can I turn the light off?" he asks. "Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy?" "No," he says, "it's burning my arse!" | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged man , arse , burn , light , shy - Current Score: 78 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change the bulb and turn it on, the other two bastards to knock on your door and ask if you've seen the light... | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged light , door , knock , bulb , witnesses - Current Score: 44 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| What's the difference between light and hard? My daughter gets some sleep when I've got a light on. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged paedo , light , hard - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| Remember, There's always light at the end of the tunnel... Unless you're Princess Diana. | |
Joke by black arrow, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged princess diana , tunnel , light - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months ago
| A tourist is walking through the red light district in Amsterdam when he sees a fine looking lady. He approaches her and taps on the window. "How Much?", he asks. "1000 euros", the woman replies. "Wow, thats quite a lot isn't it?" "Yes. Well it is double-glazed." | |
Joke by Snan, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged amsterdam , red , light , district - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| I know Lewis Hamilton is a rookie driver but...not knowing what a red light means? | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged lewis hamilton , red , light , f1 , formula 1 - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months ago
| I asked my girlfriend's best friend what to get her for her birthday. She said, "I dunno... get her something that will make her face light up." So I got her a torch. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , light , mate - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months ago
| Black people, they're so fast not even light can escape them. | |
Joke by Dicky McCunt, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , colour , light - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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