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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.
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Joke by ForkHandles, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , lightbulb , light bulb  - Current Score: 1358 - Added: 7 months ago

One.

How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Joke by mamma mia, in Jokes with no home > Lightbulb - Tagged psychic , lightbulb , mind reading  - Current Score: 603 - Added: 5 months ago

How many 14 year old girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

What are you insinuating constable? It's a perfectly innocent reason why they were all in my bedroom.
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Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Lightbulb - Tagged lightbulb  - Current Score: 261 - Added: 4 weeks ago

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one... but the light had better be in the fucking kitchen.
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Joke by Angryinfidel, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , lightbulb , kitchen  - Current Score: 141 - Added: 4 weeks ago

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.
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Joke by pNd, in Jokes with no home > Sexist - Tagged men , lightbulb , sexist , women  - Current Score: 131 - Added: 2 months ago

How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they expect us to do it for them.
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Joke by DickWank, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged islam , lightbulb , immigrants  - Current Score: 121 - Added: 2 months ago

How many hot feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question - there are no hot feminists.
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Joke by jonnyraftery, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminist , lightbulb , jonnyraftery  - Current Score: 114 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago

How many soapy tit wanks does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll do it for one.
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Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Soapy Tit Wank - Tagged tit wank , lightbulb  - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months ago

How many Plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, you need an Electrician you daft cunt.
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Joke by mallatar, in Sex and shit > Plumber - Tagged plumber , electrician , lightbulb  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 2 weeks ago

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , jews , jew , palestinians , palestine , light , bulb , light bulb , lightbulb , blame , dark , none  - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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