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| After taking a car full of kids to accident and emergency with embedded glass and cuts to their foreheads.... I've decided to stop counting how many spastics it takes to change a lightbulb. |    |
Joke by rs79, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged spastics , kids , lightbulbs - Current Score: 451 - Added: 3 months ago
| How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? 25. 3 to puzzle over the technology of a lightbulb whilst wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, 3 to think more about it whilst wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, 3 to think really really hard about how a lighbulb works whilst wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, then 3 muslims to decide that lightbulbs are evil infidel technology, four muslims to destroy the lightbulb, 2 to kill the people who sold the lightbulb, 3 to kill everyone at the lightbulb factory and three muslims to blow themselves up when the ambulances come to tend the wounded. Finally, the 25th Muslim has to jump up and down screaming about how Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance. | |
Joke by MeeHee, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslims , lightbulbs - Current Score: 11 - Added: 20 hours ago
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