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| Not everything is as it seems... I was at the traffic lights behind a car with a sticker on the bumper that read: 'Honk if you love Jesus'. So, I sounded my horn a couple of times. The driver leaned out of the window, gave me the wanker sign and yelled: "Can't you see the fucking lights are on red, you fucking prick?" |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged traffic , lights , jesus , bumper - Current Score: 61 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was at Spurs last week. The bloke next to me called me a cunt. I was going to punch his lights out. But I couldn't be bothered walking round the pitch. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged spurs , tottenham hotspur , bloke , punch , lights , pitch - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month ago
| I was at my brother's side the night he died. I remember his last words to me: "I won't dip my headlights until they do." | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged brother , dead , car , lights - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 days ago
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