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| There once was a girl called Louise, Whose pubes hung down to her knees, So the crabs in her twat, Tied her hairs in a platt, And constructed a flying trapeze |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged girl , pubes , twat , crabs , trapeze , limerick - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| There was a young man named Crocket, who went to the moon on a rocket, The rocket went bang, his bollocks went twang, and his cock ended up in his pocket | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged limerick , crocket - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months ago
| There once was a man from Peru. Who's limericks stopped at line two. | |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged peru , limerick - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| An accident oh so uncanny Befell my unfortunate granny she sat on a chair Her false teeth were there and bit her right on the fanny | |
Joke by Sticky, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged limerick , fanny - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| There was a young man from kildare who was knobbing his wife on the stair. At the vinegar strokes, the bannister broke, so he finished her off in mid air. | |
Joke by mason-murphy, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged limerick , kildare , shagging , vinegar strokes - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Little Miss Druggy sat in a buggy Smoking a pipe of weed Along came a spider Who skinned up beside her And sold her some acid and speed | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged drugs , limerick , rhyme - Current Score: 1 - Added: 11 months ago
| There was a fat lady in China Who had an enormous vagina And when she was dead they painted it red And used it for docking a Liner! | |
Joke by mikmak33, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged limerick , lardy fat bastard - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 month ago
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